Saturday, February 11, 2006

My Blog Achieves a Purpose!

I believe that my blog has finally achieved a purpose, a reason for existence. Inspired by Will's recent fame and relative fortune from his blog (http://whatupwilly.blogspot.com/), the capitalist spirit has taken over me.

The mission of this blog is now to secure snowboard sponorship for Ben and Sam, the future Olympic champions in Boarder X and the Half Pipe. A secondary mission is to attain sponsorship for myself as an everyperson's triathlete.

Fear not. I am painfully aware that my previous posts will not get Smith (http://www.smithsport.com) or Burton's (http://www.burton.com) attention. My readership needs to grow way beyond Elena, Will and Emily.

However, the method to achieve the goal is the second step. Let me rejoice in achieving a purpose!

1 comment:

len said...

thank god. if i had to hear one more fucking-philosophical-analytical-carrie bradshaw- relationship-angst-deliberation i would go stuff some sweaty cheese up your anes.