Saturday, February 11, 2006

My Blog Achieves a Purpose!

I believe that my blog has finally achieved a purpose, a reason for existence. Inspired by Will's recent fame and relative fortune from his blog (, the capitalist spirit has taken over me.

The mission of this blog is now to secure snowboard sponorship for Ben and Sam, the future Olympic champions in Boarder X and the Half Pipe. A secondary mission is to attain sponsorship for myself as an everyperson's triathlete.

Fear not. I am painfully aware that my previous posts will not get Smith ( or Burton's ( attention. My readership needs to grow way beyond Elena, Will and Emily.

However, the method to achieve the goal is the second step. Let me rejoice in achieving a purpose!

1 comment:

len said...

thank god. if i had to hear one more fucking-philosophical-analytical-carrie bradshaw- relationship-angst-deliberation i would go stuff some sweaty cheese up your anes.